Well, they’re on Etsy apparently.

Coming to you from Doni Guitars are The Han Solo guitar and The Rebel Bass! The Han Solo is a fully-working 6-string Stratocaster-style guitar and is built within a Millennium Falcon body while the Rebel Bass offers a fully working P bass-style guitar.

In addition to clever names, the quality of both instruments remains in tact with the store on Etsy confirming that the “guitar produces a wonderful tone and with a half decent amp, you could amaze everyone by conquering all manner of riffs in less than 12 parsecs!” [Editor’s note: Yes, we know that’s wrong.]

Hurry and grab these before the Death Star blows them up!